What is C.P.T?
C(B).P.T is the reason why I said i would hit yall with a blog on Friday and here it is Monday.
Yep, Colored People Time…Basically us “coloreds” do things on our own schedule, if what we were planning on doing just so happens to align with what we are SUPPOSED to do, then it MIGHT get done. This in combination with our supreme bouts with laziness (being high/drunk) means that sometimes it just wont get done at all.
notice the “B” is in parenthesis, that’s because i don’t believe all “coloreds” suffer this same “I’ll do it when i feel like it” attitude.
In fact, “CPT” is usually assigned to people who are late to parties or functions…
When is the last time you seen a Mexican,Asian,Indian person late for anything that has to do with partying or festivities..or work? I’ll Answer that for you… you never have.
Blacks are KNOWN for showing up late..why do we do it? i’ll get in to that at another time…
For now here are MY favorite “hood” snacks!
3. Frozen Kool Aid
The BEST part about Kool Aid is that its a Drink, and a treat on a hot day.
You know what to do, mix up some Aid..pour that into a ice tray and about 3 hours later youre sucking on a delicious treat.
2. Iced Tea mix and Sugar mixed together…hold the water.
Plastic baggie…Iced tea mix, sugar…Thank me later.
I wouldn’t suggest getting that nestea brand i don’t know anything about that, the brand to get is “Iced Tea Mix” its located on the very bottom shelf at your grocery store its about $1.00.
For an added bonus to this sugary delight get you some red vines from the liquor store, and dip them in the mixture.
and finally MY all time #1 favorite snack
1. Cereal in a plastic baggie.
Not only is this, breakfast, Lunch, Dinner..it is also a PORTABLE snack.
Throw your favorite cereal into a plastic baggie and youre good to go!
And no im not talking about the kind of cereal you guys most likely eat, im talking about the “Generic” cereal that is on the very last shelf in the cereal isle…the bootleg Cap’n Crunch thats just caled, “Crunch”
And instead of Honey smacks and that frog, you get the one that says “Smacks” and its some random zoo animal on the package, liek a zebra or something.
I’ll tell you why you get this kind of cereal its the SAME THING and its like 3 freaking pounds and 3 weeks worth of cereal goodness…all for a measely $1.75, tell me where else you can get a snack thats portable and doubles as Break Fast Lunch and Dinner?
holla!
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Jason T Battle
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