Here in Orange County, we do have many luxuries that other parts of the country is not accustomed to. Such as: cool beachs, cool bitches, wonderful weather, insane road rage, smog that is produced by us Orange Countians that drift off to our great neighbors in the I.E., Mile Square Park, Sunday night cruisin’ on Bristol street… I can go on forever!
There is one event that i did not mention that we look forward to every summer and that is The Orange County Fair. Here you can eat like a Samoan and even throw up a couple of times and still enjoy yourself!
Pulled Pork Sandwich!
Onion Blossom!
Jumbo Corn Dog! (Samoan size me pls!)
Schezwan Chicken Wings!
Australian Battered Potatoes w/ Cheese & Ranch! (heart attack)
Chocolate covered Bacon! (yuuuuckkk)
Cream Cheese on a Stick!
Deep Fried Smore!
BBQ Corn!
Zucchini Weeni!
Tasti Chips! (a fair must)
The list goes on and on of fair food, from BBQ Turkey Leg to Deep Fried Oreos and Dipped Ice Cream cones to Deep Fried Frog Legs!
There are also other attractions to check out like rides and games,
animals, Al’s brain, concerts, and other forms of awesome entertainment. (like little child-like Chinese acrobats)
Don’t believe Dear Samoan, click here you jackass.
Bottom line is that the OC Fair is just another place (besides my house) to get your fat Samoan Grub on and politely throw it up in one of the many restrooms posted around the Fair. Have fun eating!
-DS
[most if not all food photos courtesy of xprincesscatx... I still take better TwitPics foo]
