CONSTANT QUESTIONS TOWARDS SAMOANS:
1. WHY ARE YOU SO BIG?
2. WHAT DO YOU SAMOANS EAT?
3. WHY ARE YOU SO BIG?
DEAR SAMOAN’S ANSWERS:
1. I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE GOD MADE ME THIS WAY TO BEAT YOU UP.
2. ASK ANDREW ZIMMERN …
3. WE ARE BIG BECAUSE WE ARE DESTINE TO BE CLUB BOUNCERS.
-DS
SE UFA!
