We all know what’s going on right now (or maybe we don’t) with Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre, just as it has been for the past couple of seasons, the ultimate lingering dilemma for Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre is “RETIREMENT”. This whole debacle of him leaving the NFL and maybe not leaving the NFL is pretty much an on going dick rub for Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre.

Yes, he is one of the many noticeable faces for the Green Bay Packers organization from Coach Lombardi, Reggie White, the ever disappointing Tony Mandarich, who was the Packers draft choice over Barry Sanders, Derick Thomas, and Deion Sanders. Then there is Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre. This guy has been playing in the NFL since ‘91, its time to give it a rest man!
Your time has come, your time has gone. Yeah you played a season with the NY Jets, and how was that? Now you’re thinking about going to play for the Vikings? Yes, i knew that you had a year or two in you when you left Green Bay and I would have loved to see you play for the Vikings a year ago. But now after that lousy year in NY, its time to head back to Mississippi, take up Golf if you haven’t already, maybe even buy a Golf Resort Club, I don’t know, do something! This whole thing of you “contemplating” your return is BS man, you just like the feeling of people wanting you here or there and obviously you like hearing your name, Mr. Brett Lorezno Favre, being brought up in every Sports Center. How about you buckle down and just stay yo ass home with Mrs. Brett Lorezo Favre herself, Mrs. Deanna Tynes Favre. I mean for an older chick, she ain’t that half bad if you know what I’m saying…
Look dog, bottom line is this… you’re done. Whether or not your Doctors, Trainers, Coaches, Friends, Family, Wife, The Packers, The Vikings, The Lions, or whoever tell you otherwise, The all knowing and mythical being of Dear Samoan is tell you that you’re done. Do us all a favor and hang up the Number 4 before you go and embarrass yourself again for another year or so. In the meantime, do what Jim Kelly does, dude stays home and host football camps.
Good Luck in whatever you do Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre, may the spirit of Micheal Vick always be with you, “Every Dog has it’s day…”
-The Mythical DS
“FRSH”







