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Birdfeed Reminisces & Looks Forward

Obviously, you have probably heard by now that the FRSH brand as we know it has reached the end of its time. It was like a smack in the face when I finally realized what decision had been made. I live in Kentucky, and I know that I didn’t play a crucial role in FRSH or anything, but all of the guys feel like family to me and I’m proud to  say that I got to help FRSH to be one of the sickest brands out there while it lasted.

I first contacted Joe back in 2006 to let him know that I was a big fan and that I’d love to help out in any way that I could. Being in Kentucky, I was limited to doing online promoting and I made a few attempts at direct calling to shops, resulting in a couple of stores picking up the FRSH line. I suppose that in whatever way I helped, Joe figured that I was doing something right and decided to fly me out to Orange County to hang out with the FRSH crew for a week. They taught me many lessons while I was out there. For example, I learned that Joe, Jeremy, and Tui are all neat freaks, as you can tell from this picture:

I learned to work for my free clothes (I suppose that made them not free then):

I learned the value of spending time with your family, even when that means going grocery shopping:

I learned that Joe loved to see how much meat  he could wrap his mouth around:

I also learned that you don’t mess with big, scary Samoans:

I even learned about educational TV shows:

Eventually my trip to FRSH headquarters came to an end and it was time to return home back in Kentucky.

For the next few years I just continued to help Joe and FRSH through online communications and promoting them wherever I could. I even got things together for the Franco Shade x SlamXHype t-shirt collab:

I was so happy to be involved with FRSH, no matter how minor my role was, that I decided to wear one of our shirts in one of my senior pictures:

Then, back in March of this year (2009) I decided to take another trip out to Orange County for my spring break. Of course Joe had learned his lesson by now that I am not fun to have around for very long so I had to stay with my cousins out there. Fortunately for me, Joe let me crash at his place one night during my trip (I had to beg him for that much). I was so happy to be there and all I had to do was take Bronx for walks and pick up his poop!

I was even privileged enough to chauffeur Joe around while he ran errands!

I loved getting to be out in California and actually feeling like I was there to do something more than just writing blog posts and stuff. After a while it came down to just Bronx and me hanging out while everyone else got their daily duties done.

It was time for me to return back home to Kentucky. I haven’t been back out since March but I do hope to make it out there again in the future. I will no longer be hanging out at the FRSH offices, but I do feel that I will be welcomed back by everyone there who have treated me like family throughout this whole adventure (your family is supposed to make fun of you and be annoyed by you, right?).

So yeah, it is kind of sad to see FRSH go but I’m excited to see what will come in the future for Joe, Jeremy, Tui, Thomas, Chris, Monch, Derek, Bronx, and everyone else who has been a part of making FRSH the greatest thing since frozen bananas.

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Birdfeed Recommends and Rants

I just went and saw Inglourious Basterds the other night. Sure, I’m about a week late but it was still awesome and still deserves to have me recommend it to you. If you haven’t seen it yet, you need to quit putting it off and go see it now! There are a few parts but Lt. Aldo Raine and the Bear Jew more than make up for it!

While I’m on the subject of movies, I also want to show you the preview to another awesome movie that is getting ready to come out.

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This is for the upcoming movie, The Men Who Stare At Goats. The movie looks hilarious and if you’re into movies being funny and stuff then I think that you should see it. Whenever I watch the preview I can’t help but be reminded of Burn After Reading, one of the funniest and best put together comedies in recent years. It comes out on November 6th.

Now time for my rant. I was browsing Facebook again today and I came across more pictures of people being idiots. Well, they don’t know that really, since the people themselbes believe that they are actually being really cool or something. Take this picture for example:

Sure, she’s wearing a skimpy little dress and she’s got her cigarette to make her be the shit, but does she really think that it’s cool to pose on a Beatle, at a gas station…in front of a RED BOX? That just screams classy to me. But what, there’s more:

Not to be outdone be her last picture, the girl then decides that it would be an awesome idea to allow her friends to post up pictures of her on the toilet. Again, are people supposed to think anything positive about this scenario?

Fortunately for me, she has no idea that I’m putting these pictures on a blog for the world to see (because everyone in the world reads my posts, right?) but I’m sure she’d be ecstatic to know that her fancy modeling pictures are up on the internets.

I should probably stop now since I’m a wimp and I’m sure that most of the cool facebook cats could beat me up pretty badly.

That it all.

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Mash upppppzzz

I feel like an idiot, but I can serously watch these videos all day. I’ve spent years going through the Niketalk General forum so pointless  youtube (almost said youjizz) surfing has been programed into me.

I sit here and think to myself “wow alice in wonderland is really singing along to Crunchy Black and Juicy J”. Yeah I know, she ain’t really singing along..

I dont care. This is must see TV.
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Bert and Ernie do Casino

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Classic Material

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This song is still the undisputed champ at the club. How priceless is sit to see your beloved Dora the Explorer recite the words “Pussy Niggaz wanna hit me with the heat, real recognize real, real niggaz dont speak”

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This one is my favorite so far. MOP’s Ante Up BERT AND ERNIE STYYYYYLE!!!

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My Life is Boring,

-Jide

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For you G UNIT

I’ll let this dude do the ‘xplainin
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Stay up G-Unit

Jason T Battle

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Birdfeed Thinks the Billboard is Fine

(Click the Links in this post for further reading on the various topics)

(Also, to make up for people who are going to be offended by this post, I do have some good news for you; now you can recycle your sex toys for credit towards a new one! I hope that helps.)

I’m sure that most of you all have heard about the billboard that PETA recently put up in Jacksonville, Florida but if you haven’t, well then now you have. Check it out above.

Of course this billboard has caused a lot of commotion and has offended many people. But what can you expect in today’s world where people seem to get their panties in a bunch over just about everything (remember the silly Transformers 2 incident?)? To be honest, I’m surprised more people didn’t complain.

Personally, I find this ad to be hilarious and an effective way to get a point across. I mean, let’s be honest…there is DEFINITELY an obesity problem in the US (and most of the world for that matter) and almost everyone could should change their eating habits.

PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman made an intersting comment about the whole situation: “Trying to hide your thunder thighs and balloon belly is no day at the beach.”

I must admit that I giggled after reading this.

Before you all start hating me, let me say that I do agree with many people’s complaints that they could have chosen an advertisement that was a little less distasteful but I DO NOT think that they went too far. People need to get over being offended by everything.

What do you all think? Hopefully I’ll get some comments this time.  :)

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It’s Dark, and Hell is Hot.

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Where do I start.
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Yesterday I texted Joe with the usual Saturday “Hey man, whats going on tonight” text. I expected to hear “Not much man, just playing poker”, or maybe “Im not sure”, or maybe even “Im gonna go to the club and drink and dance”. The reply I received borderline blew my mind…

“Im going to Flight to watch DMX perform.” DMX?? Earl SImmons DMX?? at small ass Flight? In my mind I still blindly hoped that DMX to be able to sell out Staples Center. I don’t wanna see my man play at a Lounge. I ask myself. Why?

Then I watched this video again…
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….Oh yeah that’s why.

The dude is crazy.

I mean I thought he was crazy when I first heard him bark and shit, but he wasn’t kidding nor was he acting. The dude really is crazy. For the record, I don’t know what cat niggaz are exactly, but I don’t fuck with them either. If you search on youtube you can see more videos of Earl doing crazy shit and a few of him crying. Out of respect I omitted them from this post.

Joe’s DMX text made me think about another fallen hero who we’ve lost to insanity.

Stephon Marbury. Watch the video.

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Stephon Marbury’s stats in the 00-01 season:
23.9 Points Per Game
7.6 Aassists Per Game
3.1 Rebounds Per Game

Stephons Marbury’s stats during the 09-10 season
0 Points
0 Rebounds
0 Dignity
Less than 0 respect.

Amongst a lot of other things you just saw, your boy eats vaseline. Nuff said.

I can’t talk about crazy videos without showing this one. K-Ci and Jojo. Watch the video.

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Lets play multiple choice.

Q: When your brother gets knocked out and hits his head on the floor unconscious, what do you do?

A. See if he’s OK
B. Help him out
C. Keep singing and ignore him
D. Check if he’s alive

K-Ci chose C. Damn.

I just don’t know anymore.

-Jide

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Becky.

I’ll keep this short.

I don’t really listen to the radio, but sometimes I will turn it on to pump me up before I go play hoop, or just as I’m driving in the car sometimes.

The other day I heard this song about this girl named Becky. I guess this guy sings it:

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Man hes so hood…Anyway as most of you know he’s not talking about a girl. It seems that this dude thought he was clever and replaced “head”(you know fellatio, oral sex, penis in your mouth) with the word “Becky”

What a guy!!! How clever is he??! (BTW…By the looks of those rims on that Hummer it looks like hes getting a lot of “Becky”)

Long story short…

Now we have girls in the clubs shaking their booties to a song about giving a dude head,not only that they are even singing along with it too.

Infact! True Story: I was in carpool going home last night and the 45 year old lady driving was talking about how “This is my jam!!”

And these girls wonder why we don’t respect them.

In that case, Give me Becky girls… you do me and I wont do you…

Jason T. Battle.

Twitter.com/frshbattle

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Birdfeed Wants Brains

It almost goes without saying that most things zombie-related will either be a) cool, b) funny, or c) awesome. Of course, there are a few exceptions, but for the most part zombie stuff is full of win. Because of this, I am super excited for the new movie coming out called Zombieland. Here’s the trailor:

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Pretty awesome, huh? Yeah, I know it is. In honor of this movie coming out I figured that I’d fill you in on some other awesome zombie stuff.

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What’s better than a zombie comic? A zombie comic written by Bizarro, that’s what.

Shaun of the Dead was an excellent movie. Also, if you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz, then you need to see that RIGHT NOW as well.

While technically the evil things in 28 Days Later were not zombies (just infected humans), the movie still deserves a mention because it is so excellent. The sequal, 28 Weeks Later, was good but not as good as the first. This probably has to do with the fact that Danny Boyle did not direct the second one.

If you happen to be as excited about zombies, and this upcoming movie, as I am, then you should probably follow @Zombieland on twitter.

That is all.

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Give this man a Jersey…

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Even 10 years after his retirement (Wizards? what wizards?), seeing Mike shooting that fade-away gives me chills (no homo).  The league is hurting with this man not in it. Get this man a jersey…

..and some slimmer fit jeans. Come on now Mike. It’s ‘09. Just because you’re 46 doesnt mean your jeans need to be size 46.

-Jide

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Do’s and Dont’s at a Strip Club

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DO Bring your wallet, you ain’t gotta crash your paycheck and don’t try and leave your bi-fold at home to be a Jew. You don’t gotta tip a stripper just because she sits down next to you and starts talking to you…it’s her damn job. But at the stage, do tip a stripper when she gets on, a buck is cool per song. $5-$10 if you really want to get PACMAN WITH IT and make it rain..

DON’T Use the ATM. Once you’re out of money….call it a wrap. ATM fees at a strip club are like $6-$10. Trust me you’ll thank me in the morning.

DO. Watch a girl and see what she’s working with. Get a girl that can move. Observe, be a pervert and watch some other dude get a dance first. Don’t get the first broad that jumps on your lap. Once you get the that chick, play cool. C’mon man don’t tell them about your life…they don’t care. Oh yeah don’t blow in their ears, strippers hate that shit.

DON’T Go trying to make a stripper your girl, her real name is not Maui, Sky, Ginger or Lacy. Don’t fall in love with a stripper….that shit only works for a song. Unless you like dealing with pimps, babies daddy’s and another hundred dudes pluggin’ your chick before you did then be my guest, but the same game that you’re falling for Henry from South Dakota fell for also.

DON’T. Go to the VIP room unless you’re ready to get scammed. If they offer you a hundred bucks for a BJ it’s gonna cost you about $250 since you also gotta pay for their drink and pay the bouncer off to say he didn’t see shit and the most important reason why….Do you know how many dudes jizzed in that couch in the VIP room you’re about to sit on?

DO. Set yourself a limit about how much you want to spend and once it’s reached no matter how plastered or hammered you are grab your buddy and call it a night.

I’m leaving you with a little more info. Top 5 strip clubs in Vegas.

Olympic Garden
www.ogvegas.com

1531 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89104-1311
(702) 385-8987
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
www.spearmintrhinolv.com

3344 S. Highland Dr.
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 796-3600
Saphire Strip Club
maps.google.com

3025 Industrial Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 796-6000
Cheetah’s

www.cheetahsnv.com

2112 western ave

Las vegas, NV 89102

(702) 384-0074

Deja Vu Showgirls‎ -
3247 Industrial Rd
Las Vegas, NV‎ - (702) 894-4167‎

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