If you can’t beat them, learn from me, DON’T BEAT THEM UP!

-DS

(NFL/NCAA Football Blogs COMING SOON!)

This guy couldn’t let Vick have all the limelight, just had to say, “Hey, what about me?… Oh i’ll just sign with the Vikings so I can stay on Sports Center before the season starts…” I already talked about this bitchass foo already, click here to see my previous rant. If I could have the chance to speak to Mr. Brett Lorenzo Favre , I would definitely say, “CHILD PLEASE” to him.

-Dear Samoan

“Ain’t Freedom Grand?”

CONSTANT QUESTIONS TOWARDS SAMOANS:

1. WHY ARE YOU SO BIG?
2. WHAT DO YOU SAMOANS EAT?
3. WHY ARE YOU SO BIG?

DEAR SAMOAN’S ANSWERS:

1. I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE GOD MADE ME THIS WAY TO BEAT YOU UP.
2. ASK ANDREW ZIMMERN …
3. WE ARE BIG BECAUSE WE ARE DESTINE TO BE CLUB BOUNCERS.

-DS
SE UFA!

‘79 WAS A GOOD YEAR…

-DS

“KEEPIN IT FRSH THE SAMOAN WAY”

I wish Ed Hardy came in Samoan sizes, then i would for sure cop!!! G’s up, Affliction Clothes down!

-DS

Here in Orange County, we do have many luxuries that other parts of the country is not accustomed to.  Such as: cool beachs, cool bitches, wonderful weather, insane road rage, smog that is produced by us Orange Countians that drift off to our great neighbors in the I.E., Mile Square Park, Sunday night cruisin’ on Bristol street… I can go on forever!

There is one event that i did not mention that we look forward to every summer and that is The Orange County Fair. Here you can eat like a Samoan and even throw up a couple of times and still enjoy yourself!

Pulled Pork Sandwich!

Onion Blossom!

Jumbo Corn Dog! (Samoan size me pls!)

Schezwan Chicken Wings!

Australian Battered Potatoes w/ Cheese & Ranch! (heart attack)

Chocolate covered Bacon! (yuuuuckkk)

Cream Cheese on a Stick!

Deep Fried Smore!

BBQ Corn!

Zucchini Weeni!

Tasti Chips! (a fair must)

The list goes on and on of fair food, from BBQ Turkey Leg to Deep Fried Oreos and Dipped Ice Cream cones to Deep Fried Frog Legs!

There are also other attractions to check out like rides and games,

animals, Al’s brain, concerts, and other forms of awesome entertainment. (like little child-like Chinese acrobats)

Don’t believe Dear Samoan, click here you jackass.

Bottom line is that the OC Fair is just another place (besides my house) to get your fat Samoan Grub on and politely throw it up in one of the many restrooms posted around the Fair. Have fun eating!

-DS

[most if not all food photos courtesy of xprincesscatx... I still take better TwitPics foo]

If youre going to be in California this Friday, or if you live somewhere in the entire state of California, you should be able to stop and come check out Hollyweerd’s listening party for their upcoming album, Electricity Showroom! I will be also doing a secret performance on the Mic while DJ Gimmemoe will be on the One’s and Two’s, so stop by!

-DS

I mean, who doesn’t love Haole (Palagi in Samoan) boys? They take over all the “cool” stuff. Lets go to the beach btw, its damn hot in OC…

-DS

There are lots of people who want to find out more about Polynesians and our different cultures. I mean there are a lot of us out there! From being Samoan to Tongan, Fijian to Micronesian, Tahitian to Filipino (sike!), Hawaiian to Japanese (true) ! So many wonderful cultures amongst us! This video is about a Samoan Father giving his two boys his version of the great culture of being Maori (New Zealand people before the White Devils took over), enjoy!

-DS

Dear Slim,

Please come back. Thanks.

Yours Truly,

Dear Samoan.